My body has been ready since 2010.

Has anyone ever read these books? As I was browsing for books I stumbled on one of these and noticed they are lengthy. Books like these are good for at least a week as opposed to the usual 200 page bullshit anyone can read while taking a shit. I know it’s a crime for most of you to read something but if anyone has read these, is there actually a story or just some fantasy faggot shit? Your opinions would be appreciated.

I fucking hate H&M. Fuck you and your whoring of labels to the cocksuckers who shop at your stores-read: anyone who lives in/frequents the Bronx; Harlem; the Tumblr generation of stupid bitch. Motherfuck you H&M. What’s next?! Louis Vuitton for H&M? Hermes for H&M? Bape for H&M?

The greatest rapper ever, Timbaland, Justin Timberlake and Nas. I hope this isn’t some fruity remix to another Justin Thicke song.

Roy Hibbert frames the picture of him blocking some loser during the playoffs for his trophy room. Knicks fucking suck.

I got approved on Model Mayhem. I’m still a piece of shit but I’m one step closer to being a piece of shit with certifiable experience.

MM URL: http://www.modelmayhem.com/vacula

After four days of being interrupted by work bullshit, I finally finished Phil’s latest book. The most you can take away from this read is that Phil is a man who devotes himself to the ideal of less is more. My favorite part however was when Phil introduced young Kobe to Michael Jordan and Kobe’s first words were:
“You know I can kick your ass one on one…”
Jordan & Kobe stans must have had a field day with that.
Not the greatest book in the world, but a good book to take your mind off this bullshit weather as of late.

Fast 6 destroys Hangover 3. There should have never been a Hangover after part 1. Suck dick wolf pack.

1. Fast & Furious 6 — $120 million
2. The Hangover Part III — $51.2 million
3. Star Trek Into Darkness — $47 million
4. Epic — $42.6 million
5. Iron Man 3 — $24.4 million

It flies when you’re old too. Greatest pastime ever after baseball.

(Source: wwwhitlercom)

Two guys sleeping.

TPS.

TRO.

Protect your job.