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~ Monday, May 19 ~
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I had the utmost pleasure of having this amazing mind-bending literature revealed to me by a co-worker this past weekend. Immediately I was enthralled by the words of Mr. Shannon because despite the obvious tongue in cheek nature of this, his points hit home and hit hard. Naturally the predatory females of the world would have this book destroyed for revealing cold truths about them but this book serves as an entertaining and enlightening read to all of us who’ve been brainwashed since forever to believe that relationships and marriage are the way they are because that’s the “right” way.

If you’re a man or woman and would love to read possibly one of the greatest books ever written, just Google: “Predatory Female” and you’ll be presented with links for the e-book. Upon recommending this read to some other co-workers ( a man and woman), the former half-heartedly said he’d look at it and the latter gave me a chilling glare almost as if she knew this book contained her possible tactics employed in her marriage…this was before I even got through half the book!

After reading this fully I noticed the predatory female syndrome even more so and laughed because now I had a definition and a diagnosis for what I suspected but never fully understood all these previous years. The author proves my notion that prostitution is really one of the greatest things available to man. In answering a question on whether or not someone could sample marriage without committing themselves to damnation first, he says to “buy a 500 pound Bengal tiger and keep it in your backyard. Support it, feed it and then attempt to mount it and see if you’re prepared for married life.” Do I think a marriage can still work? Yes but not under the false pretense bullshit the world would want you to believe. As I was heading to work on Sunday I overheard a mother telling her daughter “mommy is super smart!” as a depressed looking husband pushed the empty stroller behind them. It’s like the wife kicked him in the nuts and laughed about it as she did it. 

This book was so fascinating to me that it immediately joined my must read list of works such as Jurassic Park which used to just be Jurassic Park itself. I plan on finding this in a hard copy just to know that it exists. To sum up this book, a quote that stuck in my head instantly upon reading it:

"If it flies, floats or fucks…it’s cheaper to rent."

Such sheer brilliance.

I had the utmost pleasure of having this amazing mind-bending literature revealed to me by a co-worker this past weekend. Immediately I was enthralled by the words of Mr. Shannon because despite the obvious tongue in cheek nature of this, his points hit home and hit hard. Naturally the predatory females of the world would have this book destroyed for revealing cold truths about them but this book serves as an entertaining and enlightening read to all of us who’ve been brainwashed since forever to believe that relationships and marriage are the way they are because that’s the “right” way.

If you’re a man or woman and would love to read possibly one of the greatest books ever written, just Google: “Predatory Female” and you’ll be presented with links for the e-book. Upon recommending this read to some other co-workers ( a man and woman), the former half-heartedly said he’d look at it and the latter gave me a chilling glare almost as if she knew this book contained her possible tactics employed in her marriage…this was before I even got through half the book!

After reading this fully I noticed the predatory female syndrome even more so and laughed because now I had a definition and a diagnosis for what I suspected but never fully understood all these previous years. The author proves my notion that prostitution is really one of the greatest things available to man. In answering a question on whether or not someone could sample marriage without committing themselves to damnation first, he says to “buy a 500 pound Bengal tiger and keep it in your backyard. Support it, feed it and then attempt to mount it and see if you’re prepared for married life.” Do I think a marriage can still work? Yes but not under the false pretense bullshit the world would want you to believe. As I was heading to work on Sunday I overheard a mother telling her daughter “mommy is super smart!” as a depressed looking husband pushed the empty stroller behind them. It’s like the wife kicked him in the nuts and laughed about it as she did it.

This book was so fascinating to me that it immediately joined my must read list of works such as Jurassic Park which used to just be Jurassic Park itself. I plan on finding this in a hard copy just to know that it exists. To sum up this book, a quote that stuck in my head instantly upon reading it:

"If it flies, floats or fucks…it’s cheaper to rent."

Such sheer brilliance.

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~ Thursday, May 1 ~
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The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is a really good movie. It has its cheesy moments and its better moments but overall if I were to waste $45 seeing this in IMAX HD 3D with leather reclining ass-heating seats, I wouldn’t be pissed. I like that this film had the same feel Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man 2 had, you know that Spidey will be up against more motherfuckers and yet somehow his personal life suffers because of it. What I liked better about this incarnation is that Peter suffers more after pretty much everyone around him dies in a matter of two films. Once again Oscorp is the source of all the evil shit going down in NYC. Jamie Foxx, who has a knack for playing oddballs, is an insecure nerd (Max Dillon[second time he uses Max in a film with the first to my knowledge being in the legendary film Collateral]) who after some freak accident becomes fake Mr. Freeze (Electro). I couldn’t quite figure out what purpose this motherfucker served as a villain except that his pent up anger fuels his electric blasts and knocks out everything around him. First battle is in Times Square, only because a glowing blue man walked around New York in a hoodie with no one noticing. Even as a freak, no one cared about Max, fucking brilliant considering the same applied to Max in Collateral (there’s yet hope in Hollywood when things like this happen). Peter after talking with Gwen again notices this shit from afar and dons the suit. This is where the complete bullshit begins…Gwen managed to make her way to Times Square, push past throngs of on-lookers and be in the middle of a highly dangerous fight involving a thing that could shock you to death. Spidey subdues Electro and Gwen casually walks up to Spider-Man afterwards, naturally. Let a bitch ever try to sneak up on Batman or Wolverine. We learn that Harry has the green disease passed on to him from now dead dad and his company’s board is working behind his back to frame him as well as cover up their dirty business and dirtier past. Now emo Harry vows to get Spider-Man’s blood to aid him in avoiding death. Honestly the rest was mostly a blur because I made the wise choice of watching this at 4 AM after working a 13 hour shift at GameStop. Let’s get to the good shit. Electro and Harry team up to take down Spider-Man and Gwen and Spidey figure out a way to take down Electro. Mega battle occurs by some power grid but fuck all of that shit. GWEN’S HAND IS WEB-CUMMED TO THE HOOD OF A COP CAR. SHE CUTS OFF SPIDER CUM, STEALS A COP CAR AND DRIVES THROUGH A FUCKING BLACKOUT AMONGST GRIDLOCK AND PANDEMONIUM TO JUST CASUALLY APPROACH SPIDER-MAN AND BLACK BLUE-MAN GROUP AMBASSADOR IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE OF THE BIGGEST FIGHTS EVER. FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD. AT LEAST MAKE SOME OF THIS PLAUSIBLE. So yeah, Gwen goes inside to set up Electro charging himself into oblivion but here comes Green Goblin (Harry looking like a drug addict ). GG takes Gwen and my favorite part of the film happens. He drops her, she avoids dying, Spider-Man kicks Goblin’s ass and Gwen falls again only so Spider-Man can catch her but she hits her head and dies. Lmao, lmao, lmao, lmao, lmao. At least she didn’t come back from the fires of hell like Tony Stark’s lady and kill off Harry. As film ends, Harry’s healing from his wounds and the biggest cocktease ever occurs (fuck you Sony). Spider-Man cries about Gwen for months only to be inspired by her graduation speech to kick ass again. RHINO emerges to kick ass and somehow a fucking kid stops him in his tracks. Spider-Man talks with kid and the entire time Rhino never thought to kill both right there. Spider-Man and Rhino begin to fight and hopefully by third film Marvel gives me the Sinister Six trying to fuck up Spider-Man.
Other notables from film:
A secret subway platform housing a secret train that serves as pretty much a better working space than most skyscrapers would in Manhattan.
Ryan from The Office as Electro’s boss.
A seemingly indestructible laptop during Peter’s parents demise on falling plane which on top of that has amazing wireless connectivity.
Spider-Man with one web-shooter doing more to save people in danger(in Times Square no less) than the entire NYPD.
This review could have been more detailed, I spoiled nothing since film has already released and my body is now even more ready for X-Men and the almighty fucking Godzilla(that will be worth every penny in IMAX 3D).

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is a really good movie. It has its cheesy moments and its better moments but overall if I were to waste $45 seeing this in IMAX HD 3D with leather reclining ass-heating seats, I wouldn’t be pissed. I like that this film had the same feel Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man 2 had, you know that Spidey will be up against more motherfuckers and yet somehow his personal life suffers because of it. What I liked better about this incarnation is that Peter suffers more after pretty much everyone around him dies in a matter of two films. Once again Oscorp is the source of all the evil shit going down in NYC. Jamie Foxx, who has a knack for playing oddballs, is an insecure nerd (Max Dillon[second time he uses Max in a film with the first to my knowledge being in the legendary film Collateral]) who after some freak accident becomes fake Mr. Freeze (Electro). I couldn’t quite figure out what purpose this motherfucker served as a villain except that his pent up anger fuels his electric blasts and knocks out everything around him. First battle is in Times Square, only because a glowing blue man walked around New York in a hoodie with no one noticing. Even as a freak, no one cared about Max, fucking brilliant considering the same applied to Max in Collateral (there’s yet hope in Hollywood when things like this happen). Peter after talking with Gwen again notices this shit from afar and dons the suit. This is where the complete bullshit begins…Gwen managed to make her way to Times Square, push past throngs of on-lookers and be in the middle of a highly dangerous fight involving a thing that could shock you to death. Spidey subdues Electro and Gwen casually walks up to Spider-Man afterwards, naturally. Let a bitch ever try to sneak up on Batman or Wolverine. We learn that Harry has the green disease passed on to him from now dead dad and his company’s board is working behind his back to frame him as well as cover up their dirty business and dirtier past. Now emo Harry vows to get Spider-Man’s blood to aid him in avoiding death. Honestly the rest was mostly a blur because I made the wise choice of watching this at 4 AM after working a 13 hour shift at GameStop. Let’s get to the good shit. Electro and Harry team up to take down Spider-Man and Gwen and Spidey figure out a way to take down Electro. Mega battle occurs by some power grid but fuck all of that shit. GWEN’S HAND IS WEB-CUMMED TO THE HOOD OF A COP CAR. SHE CUTS OFF SPIDER CUM, STEALS A COP CAR AND DRIVES THROUGH A FUCKING BLACKOUT AMONGST GRIDLOCK AND PANDEMONIUM TO JUST CASUALLY APPROACH SPIDER-MAN AND BLACK BLUE-MAN GROUP AMBASSADOR IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE OF THE BIGGEST FIGHTS EVER. FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD. AT LEAST MAKE SOME OF THIS PLAUSIBLE. So yeah, Gwen goes inside to set up Electro charging himself into oblivion but here comes Green Goblin (Harry looking like a drug addict ). GG takes Gwen and my favorite part of the film happens. He drops her, she avoids dying, Spider-Man kicks Goblin’s ass and Gwen falls again only so Spider-Man can catch her but she hits her head and dies. Lmao, lmao, lmao, lmao, lmao. At least she didn’t come back from the fires of hell like Tony Stark’s lady and kill off Harry. As film ends, Harry’s healing from his wounds and the biggest cocktease ever occurs (fuck you Sony). Spider-Man cries about Gwen for months only to be inspired by her graduation speech to kick ass again. RHINO emerges to kick ass and somehow a fucking kid stops him in his tracks. Spider-Man talks with kid and the entire time Rhino never thought to kill both right there. Spider-Man and Rhino begin to fight and hopefully by third film Marvel gives me the Sinister Six trying to fuck up Spider-Man.

Other notables from film:

  • A secret subway platform housing a secret train that serves as pretty much a better working space than most skyscrapers would in Manhattan.
  • Ryan from The Office as Electro’s boss.
  • A seemingly indestructible laptop during Peter’s parents demise on falling plane which on top of that has amazing wireless connectivity.
  • Spider-Man with one web-shooter doing more to save people in danger(in Times Square no less) than the entire NYPD.

This review could have been more detailed, I spoiled nothing since film has already released and my body is now even more ready for X-Men and the almighty fucking Godzilla(that will be worth every penny in IMAX 3D).

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~ Sunday, April 13 ~
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The best show on television begins its final season tonight. In light of that here are my ten favorite Don Draper moments thus far.
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The best show on television begins its final season tonight. In light of that here are my ten favorite Don Draper moments thus far.

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~ Sunday, March 9 ~
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The cryptic rhythms of the heart beating distracts the mind. This is when reality dives into the pools of fantasy, ignoring the act of breathing and acknowledging the truth of ethereal immortality. Your soul is welcomed into the moonstruck halls of divinity by opportunity. Holding the doors of imagination open, your destiny attempts to deny your will, but with the discipline to paint visions for the blinded temple, you focus on the artwork and its significance. When you wake up, you simply reflect.

The cryptic rhythms of the heart beating distracts the mind. This is when reality dives into the pools of fantasy, ignoring the act of breathing and acknowledging the truth of ethereal immortality. Your soul is welcomed into the moonstruck halls of divinity by opportunity. Holding the doors of imagination open, your destiny attempts to deny your will, but with the discipline to paint visions for the blinded temple, you focus on the artwork and its significance. When you wake up, you simply reflect.

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Our souls auspicate the manic feeling of a moment for eternity.

Our souls auspicate the manic feeling of a moment for eternity.

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You just hesitated, didn’t you?

You just hesitated, didn’t you?

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~ Tuesday, February 18 ~
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http://narrative.ly/voices-of-the-city/the-subways-no-1-charmer/

Thank you to Daniel and Oresti for their efforts.

This guy takes me to my stop so I can catch my bus to go to GameStop on time.

http://narrative.ly/voices-of-the-city/the-subways-no-1-charmer/

Thank you to Daniel and Oresti for their efforts.

This guy takes me to my stop so I can catch my bus to go to GameStop on time.

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~ Monday, January 27 ~
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After failing to fall asleep until some time after 6 AM, I was informed through social media that one of the greatest groups ever won record of the year and album of the year. I remember being called a faggot for liking Daft Punk back when faggot extraordinaire Sisqo was influencing men to dye their hair and wear silver overalls. I was happy for the talented duo but what baffled me is that it took me so long to find out they won what are usually considered the most respected awards. Naturally the idiots of social media republic were enlightening the rest of us on why Kendrick Lamar got “robbed” or why Macklemore sucks or whatever other loser artists I’m supposed to know about. Rap hasn’t been good since God knows when and all I know about Macklemore is that he’s white and promotes equal rights. I can’t wait until the Academy Awards to hear dumb asses who think Kevin Hart is funny(it’s sad to acknowledge that these people out there exist) proclaim “Damn son, Leo got robbed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He’s the greatest actor of all time!”
On a serious note, the new Pro Bowl format is fantastic. God bless football.

After failing to fall asleep until some time after 6 AM, I was informed through social media that one of the greatest groups ever won record of the year and album of the year. I remember being called a faggot for liking Daft Punk back when faggot extraordinaire Sisqo was influencing men to dye their hair and wear silver overalls. I was happy for the talented duo but what baffled me is that it took me so long to find out they won what are usually considered the most respected awards. Naturally the idiots of social media republic were enlightening the rest of us on why Kendrick Lamar got “robbed” or why Macklemore sucks or whatever other loser artists I’m supposed to know about. Rap hasn’t been good since God knows when and all I know about Macklemore is that he’s white and promotes equal rights. I can’t wait until the Academy Awards to hear dumb asses who think Kevin Hart is funny(it’s sad to acknowledge that these people out there exist) proclaim “Damn son, Leo got robbed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He’s the greatest actor of all time!”

On a serious note, the new Pro Bowl format is fantastic. God bless football.

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~ Saturday, January 25 ~
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Wolf of Wall Street surprised me. After reading the book I immediately concluded that the film would suck which was only half right. The film had its moments but it was too fucking long. Naturally, people would complain that The Dark Knight & Dark Knight Rises were too long but apparently three hours of Leo yelling fuck is fine.
Leo was his usual brilliant self but he didn’t capture the real Jordan Belfort which is obvious when you see the idiot at the end looking coked up. Jonah Hill was the best thing about this film and even then the film could’ve allowed for some more Danny Porush/Donnie Azoff magic. Shirtless McConaughey was great as Mark Hanna and that was really the best scene of the film where he describes to young Leo that people are just idiots looking for hope.
Margot Robbie didn’t do anything besides look great naked. Jon Berthal was a stellar Brad, and whoever played Wigwam nailed him as well. This film did succeed in one aspect, which is that both film and book had repetitive moments that did nothing more than emphasize the point that rich people really do have great lives…even when their lives suck.
I’m glad I didn’t see this in theaters to avoid having to re-teach my ass how to function after it undoubtedly would go numb sitting down for so long. See this online or on DVD, where you can watch it in parts and finish it in ten weeks. Seriously people, American Hustle is way better than this.

Wolf of Wall Street surprised me. After reading the book I immediately concluded that the film would suck which was only half right. The film had its moments but it was too fucking long. Naturally, people would complain that The Dark Knight & Dark Knight Rises were too long but apparently three hours of Leo yelling fuck is fine.

Leo was his usual brilliant self but he didn’t capture the real Jordan Belfort which is obvious when you see the idiot at the end looking coked up. Jonah Hill was the best thing about this film and even then the film could’ve allowed for some more Danny Porush/Donnie Azoff magic. Shirtless McConaughey was great as Mark Hanna and that was really the best scene of the film where he describes to young Leo that people are just idiots looking for hope.

Margot Robbie didn’t do anything besides look great naked. Jon Berthal was a stellar Brad, and whoever played Wigwam nailed him as well. This film did succeed in one aspect, which is that both film and book had repetitive moments that did nothing more than emphasize the point that rich people really do have great lives…even when their lives suck.

I’m glad I didn’t see this in theaters to avoid having to re-teach my ass how to function after it undoubtedly would go numb sitting down for so long. See this online or on DVD, where you can watch it in parts and finish it in ten weeks.┬áSeriously people, American Hustle is way better than this.

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~ Monday, January 20 ~
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Rick Owens A/W 2014.

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Dsquared A/W 2014.

Dsquared A/W 2014.

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Valentino A/W 2014.

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~ Tuesday, January 14 ~
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Gucci A/W 2014.

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Tod’s A/W 2014.

Tod’s A/W 2014.

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Fendi A/W 2014.

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