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~ Sunday, April 13 ~
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The best show on television begins its final season tonight. In light of that here are my ten favorite Don Draper moments thus far.
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The best show on television begins its final season tonight. In light of that here are my ten favorite Don Draper moments thus far.

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~ Sunday, March 9 ~
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The cryptic rhythms of the heart beating distracts the mind. This is when reality dives into the pools of fantasy, ignoring the act of breathing and acknowledging the truth of ethereal immortality. Your soul is welcomed into the moonstruck halls of divinity by opportunity. Holding the doors of imagination open, your destiny attempts to deny your will, but with the discipline to paint visions for the blinded temple, you focus on the artwork and its significance. When you wake up, you simply reflect.

The cryptic rhythms of the heart beating distracts the mind. This is when reality dives into the pools of fantasy, ignoring the act of breathing and acknowledging the truth of ethereal immortality. Your soul is welcomed into the moonstruck halls of divinity by opportunity. Holding the doors of imagination open, your destiny attempts to deny your will, but with the discipline to paint visions for the blinded temple, you focus on the artwork and its significance. When you wake up, you simply reflect.

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Our souls auspicate the manic feeling of a moment for eternity.

Our souls auspicate the manic feeling of a moment for eternity.

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You just hesitated, didn’t you?

You just hesitated, didn’t you?

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~ Tuesday, February 18 ~
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http://narrative.ly/voices-of-the-city/the-subways-no-1-charmer/

Thank you to Daniel and Oresti for their efforts.

This guy takes me to my stop so I can catch my bus to go to GameStop on time.

http://narrative.ly/voices-of-the-city/the-subways-no-1-charmer/

Thank you to Daniel and Oresti for their efforts.

This guy takes me to my stop so I can catch my bus to go to GameStop on time.

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~ Monday, January 27 ~
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After failing to fall asleep until some time after 6 AM, I was informed through social media that one of the greatest groups ever won record of the year and album of the year. I remember being called a faggot for liking Daft Punk back when faggot extraordinaire Sisqo was influencing men to dye their hair and wear silver overalls. I was happy for the talented duo but what baffled me is that it took me so long to find out they won what are usually considered the most respected awards. Naturally the idiots of social media republic were enlightening the rest of us on why Kendrick Lamar got “robbed” or why Macklemore sucks or whatever other loser artists I’m supposed to know about. Rap hasn’t been good since God knows when and all I know about Macklemore is that he’s white and promotes equal rights. I can’t wait until the Academy Awards to hear dumb asses who think Kevin Hart is funny(it’s sad to acknowledge that these people out there exist) proclaim “Damn son, Leo got robbed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He’s the greatest actor of all time!”
On a serious note, the new Pro Bowl format is fantastic. God bless football.

After failing to fall asleep until some time after 6 AM, I was informed through social media that one of the greatest groups ever won record of the year and album of the year. I remember being called a faggot for liking Daft Punk back when faggot extraordinaire Sisqo was influencing men to dye their hair and wear silver overalls. I was happy for the talented duo but what baffled me is that it took me so long to find out they won what are usually considered the most respected awards. Naturally the idiots of social media republic were enlightening the rest of us on why Kendrick Lamar got “robbed” or why Macklemore sucks or whatever other loser artists I’m supposed to know about. Rap hasn’t been good since God knows when and all I know about Macklemore is that he’s white and promotes equal rights. I can’t wait until the Academy Awards to hear dumb asses who think Kevin Hart is funny(it’s sad to acknowledge that these people out there exist) proclaim “Damn son, Leo got robbed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He’s the greatest actor of all time!”

On a serious note, the new Pro Bowl format is fantastic. God bless football.

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~ Saturday, January 25 ~
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Wolf of Wall Street surprised me. After reading the book I immediately concluded that the film would suck which was only half right. The film had its moments but it was too fucking long. Naturally, people would complain that The Dark Knight & Dark Knight Rises were too long but apparently three hours of Leo yelling fuck is fine.
Leo was his usual brilliant self but he didn’t capture the real Jordan Belfort which is obvious when you see the idiot at the end looking coked up. Jonah Hill was the best thing about this film and even then the film could’ve allowed for some more Danny Porush/Donnie Azoff magic. Shirtless McConaughey was great as Mark Hanna and that was really the best scene of the film where he describes to young Leo that people are just idiots looking for hope.
Margot Robbie didn’t do anything besides look great naked. Jon Berthal was a stellar Brad, and whoever played Wigwam nailed him as well. This film did succeed in one aspect, which is that both film and book had repetitive moments that did nothing more than emphasize the point that rich people really do have great lives…even when their lives suck.
I’m glad I didn’t see this in theaters to avoid having to re-teach my ass how to function after it undoubtedly would go numb sitting down for so long. See this online or on DVD, where you can watch it in parts and finish it in ten weeks. Seriously people, American Hustle is way better than this.

Wolf of Wall Street surprised me. After reading the book I immediately concluded that the film would suck which was only half right. The film had its moments but it was too fucking long. Naturally, people would complain that The Dark Knight & Dark Knight Rises were too long but apparently three hours of Leo yelling fuck is fine.

Leo was his usual brilliant self but he didn’t capture the real Jordan Belfort which is obvious when you see the idiot at the end looking coked up. Jonah Hill was the best thing about this film and even then the film could’ve allowed for some more Danny Porush/Donnie Azoff magic. Shirtless McConaughey was great as Mark Hanna and that was really the best scene of the film where he describes to young Leo that people are just idiots looking for hope.

Margot Robbie didn’t do anything besides look great naked. Jon Berthal was a stellar Brad, and whoever played Wigwam nailed him as well. This film did succeed in one aspect, which is that both film and book had repetitive moments that did nothing more than emphasize the point that rich people really do have great lives…even when their lives suck.

I’m glad I didn’t see this in theaters to avoid having to re-teach my ass how to function after it undoubtedly would go numb sitting down for so long. See this online or on DVD, where you can watch it in parts and finish it in ten weeks.┬áSeriously people, American Hustle is way better than this.

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~ Monday, January 20 ~
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Rick Owens A/W 2014.

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Dsquared A/W 2014.

Dsquared A/W 2014.

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Valentino A/W 2014.

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~ Tuesday, January 14 ~
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Gucci A/W 2014.

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Tod’s A/W 2014.

Tod’s A/W 2014.

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Fendi A/W 2014.

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Moncler Gamme Bleu A/W 2014.

Moncler Gamme Bleu A/W 2014.

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Marc Jacobs A/W 2014.

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